words in movies
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Rachel: (looking at the award) No! Joey!
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Ross: (looking) Nono, that would be me again.
Ross: No-no, Im Im sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Evil Bitch: See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!
Gary: (looking at Monica.) Mm! Seems like I wouldve remembered you!
Chandler: This is unbelievable. Its been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, youd be looking like a ham right about now.
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Phoebe: Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
(Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that its the kids table. He sees Mona sitting at another table.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Monica: (looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
Chandler: (Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Chandler: (looking at Joeys feet) Those arent eleven and a half.
Phoebe: Oh she was looking for you.
Rachel: (looking at the speed dial) Oh, I win! Hes got Barneys on his speed dial.
[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
[Scene: The ticket-counter. Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate.]
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Its not looking good.
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Ross: Youre looking!
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Ross: (stutters looking for words) Ezels!!
<Joey is walking around looking worried. >
Rachel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Rachel: Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That's not nonchalant!
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Evil Bitch: Are you looking at her?!
Rachel: (looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica its on the ceiling.
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! Its like a fairyland.
Joey: (looking at her) No.
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up.]
Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
Ross: (patting his clothes like he is looking for his wallet) No, no hes not.
Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
(Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachels standing and hes sitting down and hes not looking at her face You get the picture.)
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
(Joey is looking at his check.)
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah?
(All others are looking up, surprised)
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
Sonia: Are you looking to meet somebody?
Steve: I'm kind of funny looking.
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
(Ross sees the waiter looking at him.)
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
Joey all nervous and looking down and fiddling with his ear: Oh.. My sister's raccoon.
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Manny: (looking at the sofa) Where did they go?