words in movies
Phoebe Sr.: (to Phoebe) Im your mother.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Im not asking!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Phoebe: No. Im just, I wanna, I need to be alone.
Ross: Im sorry.
Ross: Oh, sure! Im sure.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Joey: Yeah, and Im a little tired from digging the hole.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Monica: Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna put this (her suitcase) in the car.
Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, Im gonna break up with you!
Phoebe: No. Im-Im to depressed to talk.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: Uh-huh, well! But umm, still Im-Im mad at you.
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.
Dana: Ohh, Im sorry.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: I messed up. Okay? Im sorry, I really messed up.
Phoebe: Shhhhhh! Im swamped right now.
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Joey: Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Paul: Im already here.
Rachel: Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Monica: Yeah! Thats why Im sleeping with him on the side.
Phoebe: Im not writing about you! Im writing about other people.
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Ross: (exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, Im uh, Im Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)
Joey: Hey! So Im back.
Rachel: Im gonna do it too!
Ross: Im sorry your husband cheated on you.
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Megan: Oh Im not, I just like to try these on.
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Rachel: Hi. Im back.
Joey: Awww, one of my students got an audition. Im so proud.
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Rachel: Oh my God, Im so sorry.
All: Yeah! Yeah, sort of. Im sorry.
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Kristen: Im moving in.
Paul: Im Irish.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Phoebe: Im just helping the kids!
Joey: Im Joey. (They shake hands.)
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Richard: Actually, Im not here to complement the chef.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Phoebe: Totally. Im like 90/10.
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: Tell me about it, I feel like Im holding down the fort all by myself.
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Joey: Great! Im finally getting into this sailing stuff.
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Chandler: (getting up) All right, Im off to see your dad.
Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)
Chandler: Op, op, Im convinced!
Joey: Im gonna be on two TV shows!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Im not laughing.
Joey: Oh, its a poster for that World War I movie that Im in, check it out.
Chandler: What?! Im Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, thats Richard!
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Im sorry Joey.
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Monica: Ohh, Im sorry I couldnt think of anymore for Ross!