words in movies
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Man on TV: Now, push!
Man on TV: Yeah, just relax.
Ross: Hey, hey, man!
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Man on TV: Anything?
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Man: Rachel!
Joey: Oh.. man..
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Ross: Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Phoebe: Good God man dont anger it.
Ross: Always a great way to get in a mans pants.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Thank you very much.
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.
Man: Car accident.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
Man: Hi!
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Man: Could you press up too please?
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches.]
Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
(Joey makes a frustrated face and noise and walks away. He knocks on the next door and it's answered by an old man.)
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Ross: Oh man.
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Spokeswoman: And the man who made all this possible... Mr. Peter Becker.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
(Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.)
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
JOEY: Thanks man.
Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Joey: Oh man! I have to get those done too?!
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
(A man walks by)
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Dana: No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Monica: I look like a man??
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
Joey: (very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! Thats the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?
Chandler: Thanks, man.
Monica: There's the man I married!!
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
All: Oh, so sorry man! Sorry!
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?
Chandler: I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside.
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Man: (being joined by the rest of the barbershop quartet) One, two, three...
Joey: Oh man!
Ross: Glad I could help man.
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Man with a bow tie: (shaking hands with Ross) I thought... it was wonderful!
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Joey: You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, cause my Grandma doesnt know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...
Chandler: This coming from the man who couldnt split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
Joey: Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.