words in movies
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
(The man starts to take some change out.)
The Man: I'm making change. I need change for the bus.
The Man: I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Ross: Hey man.
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
The Singing Man: (singing) Mornings here! The mornings here!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
The Singing Man: (singing) Breakfast is near!
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Ross: Hey man.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
CHANDLER: Lick away my man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Joey: Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: Thanks man.
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Joey: Thanks man.
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Ross: You did it, man.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Joey: I mean, theres no way I can make myself taller now, yknow? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?
Ross: Awww, man! Really?
Man: Hello. Hello.
Man: Oh, umm, all right.
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Chandler: Oh my God! Someones killed Square Man!
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
Chandler: Sorry man.
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Chandler: Oh man!
Joey: Come on man! You've been here all day!
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
The Old Man: Yes?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
(A man walks up.)
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Joey: Yeah. I understand. I understand. (Pause) Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!
Joey: Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.
Man: Oops, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the umm, the memorial?
Rachel: (hearing that) Oh man!
Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!
Joey: Mornin'. (The Hombre man ignores him) I said, mornin'.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Chandler: Almost over man.
Chandler: The mans got a point.
Joey: (To Ross) You okay man?
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
Ross: Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.
Chandler: Hey man, what's up?
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?