words in movies
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
(The man starts to take some change out.)
The Man: I'm making change. I need change for the bus.
The Man: I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Ross: Hey man.
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
Chandler: Look man!
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Man: Oh, well I thought that ah
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Monica: Aww, man!
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Chandler: The man is showing brain.
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Chandler: Thanks man.
Tim: Oh man!!
Chandler: Man, this is
Chandler: Hey, man!
Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
The Singing Man: (singing) Mornings here! The mornings here!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
The Singing Man: (singing) Breakfast is near!
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Ross: Hey man.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
CHANDLER: Lick away my man.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Joey: Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: Thanks man.
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Joey: Thanks man.
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
Ross: You did it, man.
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)