words in movies
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
(The man starts to take some change out.)
The Man: I'm making change. I need change for the bus.
The Man: I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Ross: Hey man.
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Joey: What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Monica: Oh man!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Hey guys!
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Phoebe: Oh man.
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Ross: No. Sorry man.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Man: Who are you?
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Will: Its good to see you man.
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Ross: Hey, hey, man!
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Man on TV: Now, push!
Man on TV: Yeah, just relax.
Man on TV: Anything?
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Joey: Oh.. man..
Man: Rachel!
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Ross: Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Ross: Always a great way to get in a mans pants.