words in movies
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
(The man starts to take some change out.)
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Chandler: Oh my God! Someones killed Square Man!
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
Ross: Hey man.
Joey: I mean, theres no way I can make myself taller now, yknow? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
Chandler: Sorry man.
Ross: Awww, man! Really?
Man: Hello. Hello.
Man: Oh, umm, all right.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Chandler: Oh man!
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Joey: Come on man! You've been here all day!
The Man: I'm poor! I gotta take the bus!
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
The Old Man: Yes?
(A man walks up.)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
Joey: Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.
Joey: Mornin'. (The Hombre man ignores him) I said, mornin'.
Joey: Yeah. I understand. I understand. (Pause) Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!
Rachel: (hearing that) Oh man!
Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Man: Oops, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the umm, the memorial?
Joey: (To Ross) You okay man?
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Ross: Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Chandler: Almost over man.
Chandler: The mans got a point.
Chandler: Hey man, what's up?
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Chandler: You okay there man?
The Man: I'm making change. I need change for the bus.
Chandler: Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me.
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Joey: Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You're might have to take over soon.
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!
Phoebe: Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him a man!
Chandler: Its a buffet man.
Ross: (To Joey) Thanks man.
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Rachel: (entering, singing) "Baddest man in the whole damn town."
Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Phoebe: I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
Chandler: Oh man!!
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!
Chandler: Yes talk to her. Be a man.
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Joey: (voice cracking) Ohhhh man
Chandler: Nah, Nah, its okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.
Joey: Im a man.
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Another Mans Voice: Lets go Phoebe!
Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
Same Mans Voice: Phoebe, come on!
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...