words in movies
Ross: (pretend fishing in the living room) Ohh, Gellers got one hooked! Ohh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! (Swinging the rod back and forth) Its the classic struggle between man and(swings the rod and knocks over a lamp.) Someone knocked over a lamp.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Monica: The best man? Wow!
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Joey: I am so sorry man.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Man: Tag Jones.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Monica: Oh man!
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Man: Hey guys!
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Phoebe: Oh man.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Ross: No. Sorry man.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Man: Who are you?
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Will: Its good to see you man.
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?