words in movies
Man: Rachel!
Chandler: Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Phoebe: Good God man dont anger it.
Ross: Always a great way to get in a mans pants.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Thank you very much.
EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Man: Hi!
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Man: Could you press up too please?
Man: Car accident.
Man: Clifford Burnett.
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Ross: Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches.]
Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
(Joey makes a frustrated face and noise and walks away. He knocks on the next door and it's answered by an old man.)
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Ross: Oh man.
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
(Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.)
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
Spokeswoman: And the man who made all this possible... Mr. Peter Becker.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
JOEY: Thanks man.
Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Joey: Oh man! I have to get those done too?!
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
(A man walks by)
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Dana: No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
Joey: (very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! Thats the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?
Monica: There's the man I married!!
Monica: I look like a man??
All: Oh, so sorry man! Sorry!
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Chandler: I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside.
Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?
Chandler: Thanks, man.
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Man: (being joined by the rest of the barbershop quartet) One, two, three...
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Ross: Glad I could help man.
Man with a bow tie: (shaking hands with Ross) I thought... it was wonderful!
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Joey: Oh man!
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
Joey: You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, cause my Grandma doesnt know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Chandler: This coming from the man who couldnt split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
Joey: Well, that is a large piece of television equipment. (Points at a large piece of television equipment as an old man walks by.) And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Phoebe: Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A. Top secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man?
Joey: Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.
Passenger: You say you love this man, yet youre about to ruin the happiest day of his life. Im afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.
Chandler: (Hands the tape back to him) I'm sorry man.
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
Rachel: Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
Ross: He's right, man.
Liam: How are ya man?
Chandler: Thanks man.
Cecilia: Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the (Pause) So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the mans face. (She does so.)
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Man: It's the police!
(Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clich�d scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)
Man: That's right, it's officer Goodbody.
Joey: (to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.)
Phoebe: I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?
Ross: (looks disappointed in himself) Man... I... I'm sorry.
Dr. Schiff: (entering) Hi Rachel? Im Dr. Schiff. (By the way, hes an attractive man.)
Phoebe: A real man wouldnt just run to the hospital! (They dont stop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone.)
Joey: Enough said, I'm there for you man. Where is she, upstairs?