words in movies
Man: Rachel!
Chandler: Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Man: Oh, well I thought that ah
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Monica: Aww, man!
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Chandler: The man is showing brain.
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Tim: Oh man!!
Chandler: Man, this is
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Chandler: Thanks man.
Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!
Chandler: Hey, man!
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!
The Singing Man: (singing) Mornings here! The mornings here!
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Ross: Hey man.
The Singing Man: (singing) Breakfast is near!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
CHANDLER: Lick away my man.
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Chandler: Thanks man.
Joey: Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
Joey: Thanks man.
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Ross: You did it, man.
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
(The man starts to take some change out.)
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Chandler: Oh my God! Someones killed Square Man!