words in movies
[Scene: Rachels bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.]
The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
The Singing Man: (singing) Mornings here! The mornings here!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
The Singing Man: (singing) Breakfast is near!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Man: Oh, well I thought that ah
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Monica: Aww, man!
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Chandler: The man is showing brain.
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Chandler: Man, this is
Tim: Oh man!!
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Chandler: Thanks man.
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!
Chandler: Hey, man!
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
Ross: Hey man.
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
CHANDLER: Lick away my man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Chandler: Thanks man.
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Joey: Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
Joey: Thanks man.
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Ross: You did it, man.
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
(The man starts to take some change out.)
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
Ross: Hey man.
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Chandler: Oh my God! Someones killed Square Man!
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Joey: I mean, theres no way I can make myself taller now, yknow? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?