words in movies
Joey: Man, this is bad! And Ive had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. (Quoting) "Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."
Phoebe: Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Joey: Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice.
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
JOEY: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Joey: Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!
Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Man: (entering) Is there a Julio here?
Joey: Im telling you man, I saw it.
JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
Frank: All right, man!!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Chandler: Look man!
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Man: Oh, well I thought that ah
Man: Sure. (Hands him the ticket.)
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Monica: Aww, man!
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Chandler: The man is showing brain.
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Chandler: Man, this is
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Tim: Oh man!!
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Chandler: Thanks man.
Chandler: Hey, man!
Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!