words in movies
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Rachel: You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Joey: (voice cracking) Ohhhh man
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Monica: Oh man!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Hey guys!
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Phoebe: Oh man.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Ross: No. Sorry man.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Man: Who are you?
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Will: Its good to see you man.
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Ross: Hey, hey, man!
Man on TV: Now, push!
Man on TV: Yeah, just relax.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Man on TV: Anything?
Man: Hi!
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Joey: Oh.. man..
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Man: Where did you have it?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Phoebe: Good God man dont anger it.
Ross: Always a great way to get in a mans pants.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Man: Thank you very much.
Man: Oh uh, up or down?