words in movies
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Ross: Ma, youre asking me to marry you?
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
Joey: I mean seriously, shes like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadnt and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and (Realizes everyone is staring.) I havent bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Monica: Okay! Okay! Make me sterile, but okay.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Joey: I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.
Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me Im going to sue you! Not this hospital, Im going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) hes a lawyer!
Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Chandler: Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!
Monica: (lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Cliff: Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Joey: (entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.
Joey: Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Cliff: It doesnt happen to me either.
Joey: Me neither.
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.
Rachel: Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under Rosss coat.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Phoebe: Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Dina: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Ross: Really? Me too!
Phoebe: Me too!
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Phoebe: Yeah thats Rachel. (To herself) Beat me over the head with it.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
The Woman: (exasperatedly) Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Phoebe: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Chandler: (pointing at the video) Why did you get me this?
Chandler: I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentines Day.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Monica: Dont touch me!
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Joey: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right!
Ross: That was me.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Don: Youre kidding me!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Bitsy: E-e-excuse me?
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Don: Excuse me?