words in movies
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
MONICA: Mom, I'm hungry.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Amy: hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Ross: Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you.
Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: Yeah. Lets see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Ross: (Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Paul: (To Rachel) Thank you, its my moms. So this is the kitchen.
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!
Susan: (Triumphantly) On your back... Mom.
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Monica: Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Monica: Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Ursula: Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.
Joey: Look Mon, if you could just call my mom
Phoebe: Our mom.
Phoebe: Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
Monica: Were gonna pick up the wedding dress then were gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)
Mike: Wow! You look like... like my mom.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why don't you go talk to my mom?
Phoebe: Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her.
Ross: Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Rachel: But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Rachel: Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Ross: Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?
Mary Ellen Wait, is your mom okay?
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
MIKE: No.� Just his mom.
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Phoebe: Well, umm, my Moms friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Gavin: Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. (hangs up) (to Rachel) Yes?
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Rachel: Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom...
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!