words in movies
Joey: C'mon, she's your mom!
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Phoebe: Your mom was arrested?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Ross: I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...
Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!
Chandler: That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom.]
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
(Joey runs off down the hall. Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Chandler and his mom come out)
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Rachel: So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!
Ross: Aw, Mom...
Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.
Chandler: Theyre not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
Joey: My mom will.
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
Monica: How-how are you, Mom?
RACHEL: Oh, by the way Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent. [hands her a smashed box]
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Ross: (getting up, upset) I'm calling Mom.
Chandler: I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.
Ross: I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.
Ross: Ok, Mom never hit.
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Monica: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Phoebe: Oh, my new Mom, who-whos a big, fat abandoner! (starts to go upstairs)
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
RACHEL: Hey, Mom? Having fun?
Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dads house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is Oh my God!!
RACHEL: Mom!
RACHEL: Oh Mom!
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
MONICA: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
MONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.
MONICA: Mom, it's OK.
Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
MONICA: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
CHANDLER: Why her mom?
Ross: I'm gonna tell Mom.
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is)
Phoebe: Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Joey: Says who? Your mom?
Chandler: But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom wont let me cross the street.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
Mike's mom: No... It's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?
Ross: Alright, we�ll just, uh, see when you get here. Bye. (hangs up) Huh, that was my mom, she�s stuck in terrible traffic.
Rachel: Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there.
MONICA: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking pleased with himself]
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Phoebe: Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.
Monica: And that's Pete's Mom.
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Pete's Mom: Hello.
Ross: Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom!
Tom: So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Ross: Cookies and porn, youre the best mom ever!!
Rachel: You could.... say youre sorry to her mom.
Monica: Well, Ive tried everything. I give up. I guess Im not gonna be the mom who makes the worlds best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe. Kids love that right.
(Pete's computer automatically calls Mom, Pete's Mom.)
Phoebe: No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.
Chandler: No thanks, Mom!
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
Rachel: Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.
(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
Monica: Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Ross: Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.