words in movies
MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job.
Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Phoebe: Yeah. Lets see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Ross: (Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.
Paul: (To Rachel) Thank you, its my moms. So this is the kitchen.
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Susan: (Triumphantly) On your back... Mom.
Monica: Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Monica: Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Phoebe: Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.
Phoebe: Our mom.
Joey: Look Mon, if you could just call my mom
Ursula: Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Monica: Were gonna pick up the wedding dress then were gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why don't you go talk to my mom?
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Mike: Wow! You look like... like my mom.
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Phoebe: Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Ross: Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Rachel: Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!
Rachel: But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Ross: Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?
Mary Ellen Wait, is your mom okay?
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Phoebe: Well, umm, my Moms friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.
MIKE: No.� Just his mom.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Gavin: Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. (hangs up) (to Rachel) Yes?
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Rachel: Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom...
Ursula: No, I umm, I read about her in Moms suicide note.
Mike's mom: Michael!
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
ROSS: Mom, there are so many people in my life. Some of them are seeing people and some of them aren't. Is that crystal?
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
Phoebe: I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!
Monica: Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to mom.
Fat Monica: Call them mom and dad you loser!
Ross: Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.
Mike: Mom, dad, thanks for dinner.
Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
Chandler: Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.
Ross: (thinks about it for a few seconds) What did you do to my mom?
Mike: Hey! You made it. Great! Chappy! Hi! (kisses his dad) Hi! (kisses his mom) Mom, I know getting married in the street isn't something you approve of...
Chandler: That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
PHOEBE: Um, I'm getting a lily for my Mom. 'Cause her name's Lily.
Ross: Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe kinda wanted ah start things up again.