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RACHEL: Oh, by the way Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent. [hands her a smashed box]
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Joey: (on phone) Hey Mon!
Rachel: Thank you. (To Monica) Mon?
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Rachel: Thanks, Mon.
Chandler: Hey Mon, how's it going?
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Rachel: Yeah, but Mon thats totally different. He was youre health teacher.
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Joey: Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.
Ross: Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
Chandler: (walking by with his luggage) See you later Mon.
Rachel: Oh yeah, good start Mon.
Ross: And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, dont ya?
Ross: Hey Mon.
Rachel: Bye Mon.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu!
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Ross: Hey Mon!
Chandler: Mon, get out here!
Joey: Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!
Rachel: Aw, Mon...(Kisses her on the cheek)
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Phoebe: (reading from her book) Mon (Pause as she restarts) Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks theyre supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks its at seven.
Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw
Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)
Ross: Oh Mon, I laughed so hard
Phoebe: Really?! Oh thats so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again Ill have to pound on you for a little bit.
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Joey: Look Mon, if you could just call my mom
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
Rachel: Hey! Whats up Mon?
Rachel: What cha doing Mon?
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here.
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Chandler: Well, bye Mon, bye Ross, Rachel, bye Emma!
Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.
RACHEL: Ok, Chandler, Mon, there's only one bananna nut muffin left.
Rachel: Mon, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Rachel: Are you okay Mon?
Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?
Joey: Hey. So where's Mon?
Ross: I�m serious. C�mon, you should go. Here. (shoves her outside, while she tries to stay) No, uh-uh, just go.
CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
[Scene: Mon and Chan's, Ross enters]
Ross: Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.
Chandler: (to Mon) So, Zack's pretty nice, uh?
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.
[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.]
Phoebe: Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
Chandler: It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! (To Ross) She's-she's gonna kill me.
Jeannine: Night Mon. Night Julio.
Rachel: Oh, give me! (opens the box happily, then gets freaked and throws away the box, she and Mon jump up the sofa)
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
PHOEBE: [Standing in living room with Chandler and Joey. She pulls a huge bathing suit out of a box] Hey, Mon, what is this?
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Joey: (sitting up from the couch) Hey Mon, do you have another pillow? (Holds up one.) Yknow, something a little snugglyer?
Joey: Only if you think its better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.
Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.
Rachel: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Rachel: Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!
ROSS: Ow, ow, OK. Alright, alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright.
Rachel: Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!
Phoebe: Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.
Phoebe: Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?
Ross: Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richards son, youd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
Chandler: Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.
ROSS: Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
Joey's Look-A-Like: Hey Mon! Hey Chann! (He goes to the fridge) Just gettin a soda! (Does so.)
Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.
Phoebe: Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.
Rachel: Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.
All: (shouting) Mon!