words in movies
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Joey: Really? Cause I could kinda use the money.
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Monica: Because I need the money, and I thought that itd be a great way to get rid of that last little schmidgen of self-respect.
Monica: Does he not make enough money?
Chandler: (sigh)... And where's this money coming from? (gives money to Joey)
Phoebe: Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!
RACHEL: Ok, so let's talk money.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
ROSS: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
JOEY: He paid a lot of money for it.
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Chandler: (finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Phoebe: But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Phoebe: Fine! Ill call Zurich and move some money around.
Phoebe: No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)
Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Phoebe: Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Phoebe: I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Phoebe: You didn't get the money, did you?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Chandler: Stupid, useless Canadian money!
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Monica: Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Phoebe: Well, we didnt have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.
Chandler: Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Rachel: Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Phoebe: I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.
Joey: Oh, heres where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.)
JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)
Ross: Yeah, I want my money back.
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Chandler: Isn't that Ross's money?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Monica: Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.