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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's]
[Scene: Monica's apartment continued... Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her.]
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
[Joey is staring at Monica's breasts]
Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey! (Sees that Monica's there.) Oh.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Rachel: (does Monica's) I know!
[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]
Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Monica: Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!
(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)
Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
(Joey is bent over at the waist and is looking for something under Monica's bed.)
CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.
(They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying, but then they realise what the surprise is. Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. Joey hasn't figured it out yet.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
Monica's Boyfriend: (kisses her) Okay.
(She picks up the box and the bottom falls out, spilling all of the pictures onto Monica's neat little piles.)
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
(They all agree and head to Monica's room.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, she's lying in bed wide awake.]
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Chandler: Monica's all upset, because I sent Clunkers away.
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Ross: Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Yknow, the hazelnut actually not a nut, its a seed.
Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Rachel: Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom...
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Chandler: Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our (His and Monica's) anniversary.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[SCENE: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
[Scene: Monica's restaurant]
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment]
Zack: (shaking Monica's hand) You too.
Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's room. Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters...]
(Chandler and Monica's)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Ross: (looking at Monica's legs) WOW!
(Chandler resumes staring at Monica's bra)
(Monica's mobile starts ringing. She picks it up.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment.]
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
[Scene: We're back to the present. Chandler and Monica's. They're all still at the kitchen table.]
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Phoebe: Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
Ross: (on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica are seated at the table.]
[ Scene: The freeway. Rachel is driving Monica's Porsche, while using her mobile phone. Ross is sitting next to her.]
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
Chandler: Monica's grandmother.
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]