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[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Chandler: Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's new house. Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]
CHANDLER: No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. I've even got some dads down at work.
Ross: Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's future house. They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey.]
Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(Monica holds her hands out for a hug, but instead of hugging her, Amanda hangs her purse on one of Monica's extended arms.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
(Monica's pager goes off)
[at Rachel and Monica's]
[at Rachel and Monica's
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
[Back in Monica's party]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Monica's party]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
RACHEL: No sorry hon, Monica's orders.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]