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[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
[at Rachel and Monica's]
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
(Monica's pager goes off)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[at Rachel and Monica's
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
[Back in Monica's party]
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back in Monica's party]
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Monica's party]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
RACHEL: No sorry hon, Monica's orders.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
Phoebe: (picking up Monica's used Kleenex and putting some in her pocket.) Sure.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Rachel: I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica's apartment continued... Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down.]
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her.]
Rachel: (does Monica's) I know!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]