words in movies
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen.]
Monica: Betrothed (Corrects him)
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Monica: (Offering Ross the skull) Licorice?
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Monica: No.
Monica: About a half an hour.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica.]
Monica: No.
Monica: Bing's weird.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!
Chandler: No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.
Monica: Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.
Monica: Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
[Scene: Michelle's, Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.
Monica: (pulling Chandler away from the Maitre d') You need to give him money.
Monica: No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.
Monica: You've got to be smooth about it.
Chandler: Okay. (Walks back to Monica)
Monica: How did it go?
[Scene: Michelle's, Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d'.]
Monica: It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!
Monica: I don't know.
Monica: We'd be eating our soup right now.
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Chandler: Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunther's hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him to pick them up.) Thank you.
Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.
Monica: Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?
Phoebe: Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
Phoebe: Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo. Ben is standing next to her.]
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Monica: Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]
Monica: Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Monica: Come on Ben.
[Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.]
Chandler: You bet I did, Ben, put it there! (He shakes Ben's hand, but the money falls out of his hands) (to Monica) Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! (Realizes, that Ben is standing right there) Ho, ho, ho!
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Monica: Yes, is that okay?
Monica: No.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa (Chandler), Superman (Joey), Ben, and Monica are listening to the Holiday Armadillo (Ross) finish telling the story of Hanukkah.]
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Monica: Megan!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Monica: I am loud!
Megan: Monica!
Monica: You came?!
Monica: Oh my God! Its like one mind.
Monica: This is my dress!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: How much?
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Monica: This is the most special day of our lives.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)
Monica: You do?!
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: Oh good.
Monica: No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: Uh-huh, yeah.
Monica: Oh, I already have one.
Monica: Hey, I know I what I want!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: What?
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Whats wrong Phoebe?
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!
Monica: All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.
(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Monica: It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot!
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Monica and Phoebe: Oh, thats great!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Monica: All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.
Monica: My boyfriend really does have good taste!
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Oooh!
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
Monica: Still get a discount on wedding dresses?
Monica: Sure, I love this part! (Starts to look busy.)
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (To Chandler) Hey sweetie.
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: Oh my God. He threw up?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: Ross!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.