words in movies
Rachel: What-what about Monica?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]
Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
Monica: Come on! It wasnt that bad!
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Monica: Can you blame him?
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Monica: Are you serious?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters.]
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Joey look its really sweet
Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I wont spit, and I wont stare at Monicas breasts! Yknow? Everyone knows Im an ass man!
Monica: That is true.
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Monica: It might be kinda cool.
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Can I get you something?
Monica: Here, take a couple of these. (She gets up to grab a couple of pills.)
Monica: Its Hexadrin.
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Joey: Oh! My head! Oh! (Hes sitting on the chair, lies back, and puts his feet up for Monica to rub.) Oh!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Hexadrin. (She gets the box out of her purse.)
Monica: No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff.
Monica: Yknow, the possible side affects.
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Monica: In case it happens.
Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
Monica: Yeah!
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk.]
Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?
Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!
Monica: How about receiving?
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: There you go!
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Monica: And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
Monica: Wouldnt you be?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Monica: Youre a really good kisser.
Monica: Hm-hmm!
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Monica: One!
Monica: Two!
Monica and Chandler: Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.)
Monica: Eh, we werent that close anyway!
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Monica: No because it-it didnt seem important.
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
Joey: And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv(Shuts up on Monicas glare.)
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
Joey: Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now Im a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Monica: Wait Chandler come on, letsits not a big deal!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Monica: Your favorite!
Monica: Yep! And lots of it!
Monica: Okay, in we go.
(Monica gets behind him and in combination with his sliding the chair forward and her pushing with her leg manages to get up to the table.)
Monica: What? Why, why would...
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Monica: Hi, honey.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Monica: Oh
Rachel: Monica, Im your best friend.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Monica: Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom.]
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Monica: Oh yeah, whats the plan?
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Monica: Did you two
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Monica: Joey!!
Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Monica: (turning a light on) Who is that?!
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
(Monica opens the door.)
Monica: Um-hmm.
Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebes old massage place is getting fired.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
The Woman: (after Monica gives her the candy) Thank you.
Monica: But they like it!
Monica: Maybe.
Monica: Hmm?
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Monica: Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?
Monica: If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there.]
Monica: How?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: (To Chandler) Thank you.
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Monica: Did you smoke?
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica.]
Chandler: No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.
Monica: You've got to be smooth about it.
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Monica: How did it go?
Monica: You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?
Chandler: Okay. (Walks back to Monica)
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Chandler: Weirder than watching his two moms make out? (Monica nods in agreement.)
Monica: I don't know.
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket.]
-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)
Monica: We'd be eating our soup right now.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Monica: Betrothed (Corrects him)
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Morning.
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Monica: Its gotta be one of a kind. Yknow like umm, yknow uh, whats that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Monica: Come on Ben.
[Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.]
Monica: No.
Monica: Yes, is that okay?
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: You were invited?!
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Monica: (in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.