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Rachel: What-what about Monica?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]
Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
Monica: Come on! It wasnt that bad!
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Monica: Can you blame him?
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Monica: Are you serious?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters.]
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Joey look its really sweet
Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I wont spit, and I wont stare at Monicas breasts! Yknow? Everyone knows Im an ass man!
Monica: That is true.
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Monica: It might be kinda cool.
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Can I get you something?
Monica: Here, take a couple of these. (She gets up to grab a couple of pills.)
Monica: Its Hexadrin.
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Joey: Oh! My head! Oh! (Hes sitting on the chair, lies back, and puts his feet up for Monica to rub.) Oh!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Hexadrin. (She gets the box out of her purse.)
Monica: No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff.
Monica: Yknow, the possible side affects.
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Monica: In case it happens.
Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
Monica: Yeah!
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk.]
Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?
Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!
Monica: How about receiving?
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: There you go!
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Monica: And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
Monica: Wouldnt you be?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Monica: Youre a really good kisser.
Monica: Hm-hmm!
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Monica: One!
Monica: Two!
Monica and Chandler: Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.)
Monica: Eh, we werent that close anyway!
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Monica: No because it-it didnt seem important.
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
Joey: And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv(Shuts up on Monicas glare.)
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
Joey: Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now Im a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Monica: Wait Chandler come on, letsits not a big deal!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Monica: Your favorite!
Monica: Yep! And lots of it!
Monica: Okay, in we go.
(Monica gets behind him and in combination with his sliding the chair forward and her pushing with her leg manages to get up to the table.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben.]
(Monica and Phoebe get up and start celebrating in the kitchen, pouring wine and singing. Rachel, shocked, goes to join them.)
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Monica: Okay, well I do know you.
Monica: Well so?
Rachel: Oh my you think Im a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? Youre not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think thats pretty strong, thats what I think. Come on, Monica, lets go to lunch. (She leaves)
Monica: Well, dont cha wanna?
Monica: Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?
Monica: Well you did a little bit.
MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.
Monica: Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Uh-huh.
Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...
JOEY: [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
Monica: What?
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Monica: Ow!
MONICA: I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves [pulls Rachel's gloves out of her purse]
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV.]
Monica: I-I already told him everything! (Threateningly) You shush!!
Monica: Wed love too.
Monica: Sorry, Pheebs.
(Monica gets up and shuts off the TV.)
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Monica: Hoyt?
Monica: Wheres that?
Monica: Hold on.
Monica: Oh, no thanks.
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Ross: Thats right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)
MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
(Monica runs into the living room, and starts dialing the phone)
Monica: No.
Monica: Wow! Its small.
Monica: So you had fun, huh?
Phoebe and Monica: Hey.
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]
Monica: Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
MONICA: Sorry Joey [runs to the bathroom]
Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Rosss sister Monica.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
Monica: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Monica: Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.
Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, Chandler is playing with the bed.]
Monica: Oh no!!
Monica: Ohhh, nice.
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)
Monica: What?!
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Monica: Please!!
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Oh, good. Thanks.
Monica: Oh, theres banana on it.
Monica: I know!!
Monica: Yes! Have you seen it?
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Look at you. All jealous.
[Scene: In Phoebes Grandmothers cab, driving up to the cabin. Phoebes driving, Rachels sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat.]
Monica: Did that!
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Phoebe: Okay, Monicas are the biggest.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Monica: To score the winning touchdown, by the way.
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Monica: Ow!
Monica: Its okay, its okay.
Monica: Ow!! Ow!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergeis country is.]
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Monica: Thats right.
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.
Monica: Chandler!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there as Joey enters.]
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
[Scene: Monicas Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips.]