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Rachel: What-what about Monica?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]
Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
Monica: Come on! It wasnt that bad!
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Monica: Can you blame him?
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Monica: Are you serious?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters.]
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Joey look its really sweet
Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I wont spit, and I wont stare at Monicas breasts! Yknow? Everyone knows Im an ass man!
Monica: That is true.
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Monica: It might be kinda cool.
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Can I get you something?
Monica: Here, take a couple of these. (She gets up to grab a couple of pills.)
Monica: Its Hexadrin.
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Joey: Oh! My head! Oh! (Hes sitting on the chair, lies back, and puts his feet up for Monica to rub.) Oh!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Hexadrin. (She gets the box out of her purse.)
Monica: No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff.
Monica: Yknow, the possible side affects.
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Monica: In case it happens.
Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
Monica: Yeah!
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk.]
Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?
Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!
Monica: How about receiving?
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: There you go!
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Monica: And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
Monica: Wouldnt you be?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Monica: Youre a really good kisser.
Monica: Hm-hmm!
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Monica: One!
Monica: Two!
Monica and Chandler: Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.)
Monica: Eh, we werent that close anyway!
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Monica: No because it-it didnt seem important.
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
Joey: And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv(Shuts up on Monicas glare.)
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
Joey: Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now Im a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Monica: Wait Chandler come on, letsits not a big deal!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Monica: Your favorite!
Monica: Yep! And lots of it!
Monica: Okay, in we go.
(Monica gets behind him and in combination with his sliding the chair forward and her pushing with her leg manages to get up to the table.)
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]
Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Monica: Sure.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Monica: Im sorry.
Monica: Its not?
Monica: What if I asked?
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Monica: Really?
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Monica: Something wrong?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Monica: By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Monica: Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Monica: I get the dollhouse!
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Monica: Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.
[Scene: The fancy restaurant, Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable.]
Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies!
Monica: Whats this?
Monica: I know!!!
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! Its so beautiful.
Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof.
Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.
Monica: You touch peoples eyeballs every day and this feels weird.
Monica: I dont want a ghost.
Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.
Monica: Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Monica: Its very interesting, Phoebe.
(Monica is looking on with a hurt expression on her face.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all sitting around the table.]
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Monica: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Joey: (to Monica) Hey.
Monica: Well, why dont we just bunny up.
(Phoebe jumps to the floor as Ross tackles Rachel off of the couch. Chandler helps push Rachel onto the floor by jumping over the back of the couch. Phoebe grabs Rachel's head to hold it still and opens Rachel's eye as Monica jumps onto Chandler's back to administer the torture--I mean medicine.)
Monica: Oh my.
[Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are listening.]
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Monica: Havent you and I covered that topic?
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]
Monica: Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Monica: That was you?!
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Phoebe: You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Monica: What?! Oh.(She turns around quickly and falls)
Monica: Oh, please.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Monica: What? Honey.
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
Ross: (to Monica) You like it right?
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Monica: Okay. Heres the thing.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Monica: Oh?
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
Monica: Huh?
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape]
Monica: Okay. (hands him a cup)
Monica: Oh, good luck.
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Monica: That is sooo not true!
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.