words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
MONICA: Hey.
MONICA: A mirror?
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
MONICA: Cache? Jaunty?
MONICA: Hey.
MONICA: Oh my God, it was incredible.
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
MONICA: No.
MONICA: Yes. But all the other ones.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]
MONICA: Isn't it.
MONICA: Hey.
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
MONICA: Aaahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh!
MONICA: I wa-
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachel's with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.]
MONICA: And I would have to say pah-huh.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
MONICA: And his puppet too.
MONICA: Who?
MONICA: Oh.
MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, let's go back to 29.
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
MONICA: One hour? You are such a leaf blower.
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.]
MONICA: We didn't order cake.
MONICA: You're right.
MONICA: We're good.
MONICA: Are you sure this time?
MONICA: There is no alley behind Macy's.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
MONICA: Nice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
MONICA: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Monica: The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag.
Monica: Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?
MONICA: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Monica: You're gonna what?
Monica: I just dont think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.
Monica: Joey, this is you!
Monica: Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
Phoebe: Thank you, Monica.
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]
Monica: Really? Why?
Monica: What?
Monica: Sperm.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]
Monica: To the bank.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...
Photographer: Now why dont we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
ROSS: There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica)
Rachel: Umm, well lets see Monica and Chandler are occupied.
Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it?
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Monica: (hearing that) Thats it big girl! (Hits Janine in the butt with the garbage bag) Come on!
Ross: (entering with Monica in tow) Hey!
Monica: (closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! Were out of soda.
MONICA: You look fabulous honey, you really do.
Monica: Welcome to our side of the tunnel.
JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?
Monica: That is never good.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler]
Monica: Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?
Rachel and Monica: Nooo!
Monica: She has to know that your not ready.
Doug: Come on honey, let's go drink our body weight. (They walk off leaving Chandler and Monica alone.)
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross is acting nervous]
RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Monica: See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
Ross: There was no song. (to Monica) There was no song!
Monica: '....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '
Monica: Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.
Monica: Wasn't there a little song?
Monica: (singing) 'I am Bea.'
MONICA: Hey, I've come to terms with it, you have to too.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Monica: So, Chandler, whos on your list?
Joey: Hey, Monica, who would yours be?
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
Phoebe: This is Monica.
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Monica: Thats a little more than I wanted to see.
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: If you want, I'll do it.
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Monica: Richard's living room, drinking wine.
Monica: Really, is he a swimmer?
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
Monica: I just asked you.
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this?
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
Monica: Whats the matter?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Monica: Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
Monica: Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.
Monica: That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?
Monica: ...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
Monica: And who laminated it?
Monica: This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
Monica and Rachel: What?!!
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Monica: What?
Monica: Hi.