words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
MONICA: Hey.
MONICA: A mirror?
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
MONICA: Cache? Jaunty?
MONICA: Hey.
MONICA: Oh my God, it was incredible.
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
MONICA: No.
MONICA: Yes. But all the other ones.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]
MONICA: Isn't it.
MONICA: Hey.
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
MONICA: Aaahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh!
MONICA: I wa-
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachel's with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.]
MONICA: And I would have to say pah-huh.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
MONICA: And his puppet too.
MONICA: Who?
MONICA: Oh.
MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, let's go back to 29.
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
MONICA: One hour? You are such a leaf blower.
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.]
MONICA: We didn't order cake.
MONICA: You're right.
MONICA: We're good.
MONICA: Are you sure this time?
MONICA: There is no alley behind Macy's.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
MONICA: Nice.
Monica: What? Why, why would...
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Monica: Hi, honey.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Monica: Oh
Rachel: Monica, Im your best friend.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Monica: Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom.]
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Monica: Oh yeah, whats the plan?
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Monica: Did you two
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Monica: Joey!!
Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Monica: (turning a light on) Who is that?!
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
(Monica opens the door.)
Monica: Um-hmm.
Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebes old massage place is getting fired.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
The Woman: (after Monica gives her the candy) Thank you.
Monica: But they like it!
Monica: Maybe.
Monica: Hmm?
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Monica: Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?
Monica: If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there.]
Monica: How?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: (To Chandler) Thank you.
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Monica: Did you smoke?
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica.]
Chandler: No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.
Monica: You've got to be smooth about it.
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Monica: How did it go?
Monica: You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?
Chandler: Okay. (Walks back to Monica)
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Chandler: Weirder than watching his two moms make out? (Monica nods in agreement.)
Monica: I don't know.
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket.]
-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)
Monica: We'd be eating our soup right now.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Monica: Betrothed (Corrects him)
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Morning.
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Monica: Its gotta be one of a kind. Yknow like umm, yknow uh, whats that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Monica: Come on Ben.
[Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.]
Monica: No.
Monica: Yes, is that okay?
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: You were invited?!
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Monica: (in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.