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[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hi!
Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.
Monica: Oh thats great!
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
Monica: Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?
Monica: Oh, I love museums!
Monica: Soakin up all the culture.
Monica: Where do you want to start?
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
The Museum Official: (To Monica) May I help you?
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Monica: Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.
Monica: Phoebe, that stuff is
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings. He lets the machine answer it.]
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hi, honey.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
(Monica puts the groceries down and goes to check the answering machine and hears.)
The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller.
Monica: Oh no!
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Monica: NOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in.]
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?!
Monica: The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return. Chandler enters.]
Monica: (going over to him) Im so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
Monica: Really?
Monica: I know! I know.
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (not buying it) Uh-huh.
Monica: That's not possible!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Doug: Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh? (Once again, with the laugh.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Monica: Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Monica: (pulling Rachel back down) Yes, they can stay with us.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: Hey!
(Monica enters.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Monica: Okay!
Phoebe: Thanks Monica!
(Chandler escorts Monica down the aisle.)
Monica: Your favorite!
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Yep! And lots of it!
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Monica: Joey that is so sweet.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
Monica: Dont worry about it.
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Monica: Okay, in we go.
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?
Monica: Okay!
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
MONICA: Is your tongue swelling up?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Monica: Why are so mad at him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
(He and Monica laugh)
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
(She picks up a charred piece of plastic that once was the Foster puppets, and starts to break down. Monica goes over and comforts her.)
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Whats the charity?
Janine: (to Monica and Rachel) Bye.
Chandler: Well, why dont you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Monica: Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo. Ben is standing next to her.]
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Monica: I blame London.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Monica: And slept with the professor.
Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
MONICA: Because they made me.
Monica: I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)
Kara: Nice to meet you Monica. Bing! (Slaps Chandler on his butt.)
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Hey!
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
Monica: Eldad, this is Rachel.
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Monica: Oop, your cake is ready!