words in movies
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Monica: You could do that!
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter.]
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Monica: How-how did that happen?
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, (psycho) Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Monica: That is so unfair!
Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.
Monica: Why not?
Monica: I could do that.
Monica: Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.
Monica: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
(Monica gasps.)
Monica: Well, what's the part?
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
Monica: Alright, alright, alright...
Monica: For what?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
Monica: I warned you...
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to comfort Chandler. Joey is absent.]
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
Monica: Maybe this wasn't your shot.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Monica: (determined) Uh-huh!
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. (He goes to her room.)
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! (She buries her head in her pillow.)
Monica: Its okay, cause y'know what? You dont really need me for the business.
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
Monica: (Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, theyre gone.
MONICA: That was you?
Monica: Listen, we dont have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.
MONICA: No. But I remember people telling me about it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the group is coming back from the roof.]
(They go open the door and reveal Monica being spun around on the floor polisher and getting the cord wrapped around her legs.)
MONICA: Yeah, I'll be fine.� You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.
[Monica enters.]
Monica: See if he has ice.
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
Monica: Vividly.
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
Phoebe: (with her mouthful) Hi Monica.
[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang.]
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]
MONICA: Uh, wait, backstage?
Monica: Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!
Monica: Thanks, that would be great. Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?
Monica: Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the worst breakup in history!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandlers moving in and shes moving out.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
MONICA: Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?
MONICA: Ross.
Monica: No! Rachel is meeting us here.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Monica: Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we.
Monica: Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!
Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
(Rachel, Monica, Ross and Chandler whip around for a second time, in formation.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table. Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase.]
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica has made food for Phoebe and Rachel to taste.]
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Monica: Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person!
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Ross: (in a stupor) Hey Chandler. (Sees Monica.) Monica!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
[Monica turns on the radio.]
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Phoebe: You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping orOh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
Chandler: (To Monica) Maybe we should give them some privacy.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
MONICA: Yeah. I hope she can kick his ass.
CHANDLER, MONICA, and JOEY: Hey.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men.]
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
CHANDLER, MONICA, and JOEY: Hey.
Monica: About a half an hour.
MONICA: Cute.
Monica: I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.
MONICA: Ross, that is gorgeous!
MONICA: Wow.
MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
MONICA: Oh, wait a minute honey.
Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)
MONICA: Guys, we bought the tickets.
Joey: Fine. (looks around, then focuses on Monica)
Monica: Youre really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells hes wearing.)
MONICA: Hi.
[Monica and Ross enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
MONICA: I hope she's OK.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode.]
MONICA: You're meeting Richard?
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
MONICA: Ross, the heat!
MONICA: Well put it back.
Phoebe: No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?
Monica: (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
[Scene: The casino floor, Chandler and Monica are walking through it.]
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
MONICA: Whatever.
MONICA: Ross.
(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)