words in movies
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Monica: Absolutely.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]
Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?
Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?!
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.)
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Monica: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.
Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Monica: What?
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Monica: You didn't.
Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Monica: (puts down the lasagne) I just... can't do it.
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Monica: W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'?
[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.]
Monica: Curry.
Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.
Mrs. Geller: Well, they don't have to know that... (She starts to fluff the same pillow Monica fluffed multiple times earlier.)
Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Monica: What's that supposed to mean?
Monica: No it's not.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)Monica. Whaddya think?
Monica: (welling up) Mm-hmm.
Monica: No.
Monica: Am not!
Monica: (pushes him and starts to cry) Oh shut up!
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: Ross!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Chandler: Nancy Thompsons getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Monica: Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! (Kisses him.) I love you.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Monica: He hates to lose.
Monica: Oh my God! (Laughing)
MONICA: Joey that is horriable.
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Monica: Its hard for some people!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
Chandler: (To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!
Monica: Ohh, Im sorry I couldnt think of anymore for Ross!
Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.
Monica: No!
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Ohh, absolutely.
Monica: Yeah, definitely!
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Monica: Thats right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Monica: (looking at one) Oh, heres a great one.
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
The Museum Official: (To Monica) May I help you?
Monica: Or not.
The Photographer: (taking pictures) Great! Thats great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Monica: Thats it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
Monica: Do you really want to pull at that thread?
JOEY: Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch. Phoebe and Mike enters.]
Monica: (to Rachel and Phoebe) Y'know, theres a Starbucks about three blocks down.
Monica: No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.
Monica: Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken.]
Monica: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
Monica: I dont think mine likes me either.
Joey: I know, Monica told me.
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
STEVE: Excuse me, you're Monica Geller aren't you?
Monica: I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Chandler?
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
Monica: Whatever you decide, whatever you do.
Monica: Its enough for wedding scenario eight.
Monica: Good night! (They go into their respective apartments.)
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
MONICA: Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Monica: Okay. (She opens it up and shows it to them.)
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Monica: Yeah thats right.
Monica: Aw, sometimes. Always, actually.
Monica: Im really not deciding!
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Monica: Shes my favorite character on DOOL.
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Monica: I made you a surprise.
Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
Monica: Why?
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Oh my God yes! Who is she?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Chandler: Monica and I are engaged.
Monica: Did you break up with her?
Monica: Fat?!
Monica: Well, apparently she does.
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Monica: No, its more like a (sarcastically) good luck.
Monica: I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?
Monica: You-youre gonna have to put your foot down?
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Monica: Youre Lewis Posin.
Monica: Its harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Monica: Its pretty clear.