words in movies
Rachel: Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!
Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.
Rachel: Joey! Joey, good one! (Mr. Thompson starts to laugh.)
Mr. Thompson: Thats good. Very good! (Walks away.)
Mr. Bowmont: Thats me.
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Mr. Geller: (entering) Hi Rachel.
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think so dear.
MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]
Mr. Bowmont: I was actually relieved uh I didnt win the boat. My wife wouldve killed me.
Mr. Geller: We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing.]
ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. [Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place] Big big smoker. In fact I'm gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. Greene]
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Mrs. Potter: Mr. Simons been waiting for(sees Phoebe and Rick) Oh my God!
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Mr. Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Mr. Treeger:: Okay ahh, well, just ahh, follow my lead. (Turns on some music)
Chandler: He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Mr. Zelner: Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
Mr. Zelner: You wrote that you have a cute touchie?
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.
MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.
Mr. Treeger:: No! Youre clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
MR. TREEGER: There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.
Mr. Geller: Im here!
Mr. Geller: So its just your mother then.
Mr. Geller: Great!
Mr. Geller: Really?
Mr. Geller: Oh my God, does she really thinks that?
Mr. Geller: You dont secretly smoke do you?
Mr. Geller: Crap.
Mr. Geller: Oh, yeah you loved that glove! You took it every place you went. You never went any place without that glove.
Mr. Geller: Sure!
Mr. Geller: Its the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
(Joey walks away and Mr. and Mrs. Geller walk up. Mr. Geller is wearing this ancient velvet tuxedo.)
Mr. Treeger:: Look come on, eh, just ah, just ah, put your arms around me, eh.
MR. GELLER: I tell you, I've never seen him this happy.
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
Mr. Geller: Oh look, look theres your old makeup kit!
Mr. Franklin: But we really do need to find someone up here. The work is starting to pile up. Ive got a stack of documents on my desk this high. (Holds his hand at shoulder level.)
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Mr. Geller: Im afraid so.
Mr. Geller: (grabbing a glove) This couldve been hers!
Monica: Whos Mr. Girabaldi?
MR. GELLER: You're the twinkie?
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)
Mr. Bing: (entering) Hello all!
Monica: Hi Mr. Bing.
(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)
Mr. Geller: What?! Ive never seen one before!
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Chandler: Thats Mr. Girabaldi playing the piano.
Mr. Geller: of course you can kick his ass son.
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Mr. Geller: I thought he was with you.
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Mr. Geller: You cant ask us son, thats cheating.
(Mr. Geller turns the corner.)
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Mr. Geller: You stole my moves. (He starts to dance like Chandler was and Chandler stops.)
(Mr. Geller dances over.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Mr. Geller: I remember when we first got engaged.
MR. GELLER: You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
Mr. Burgin: I like her. She sees smart.
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Joey: I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch. (and makes a "there" nod to Ross)
Mr. Treeger: Namaste. (Bows.)
Mr. Treeger: You said there was a gas leak in here.
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
MR. GELLER: [enters with his bat] Found it.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mr. Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other.
Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Mr. Geller: Well, I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche.