words in movies
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Mrs. Geller: Oh-ho, I think its nice.
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
Rachel: Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Monica: (obviously attracted to him) Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?
Mrs. Geller: Here comes the bride.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Yes.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: No.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
MRS GREEN: No.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.