words in movies
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
Mrs. Green: Well then you really dont need me to live with you.
MRS. GELLER: Jack. Could you come in here for a moment? NOW!
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Mrs. Lynch: I know!
JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.
Mrs. Potter: Mr. Simons been waiting for(sees Phoebe and Rick) Oh my God!
MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, that's Rachel's father's drink.
MRS. GELLER: Almost time for cake.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Mrs. Lynch: I notice that youve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.
Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knights ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.
Mrs. Geller: I thought it was quite tasty.
MRS. GREENE: He always ridiculed my pottery classs...
Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!
Mrs. Geller: (stopping him) Dont get up Jack! The safety pins are about to blow.
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Rachel: Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, hi, darling!
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
Monica: But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Mrs. Waltham: Where?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Mrs. Burgin: Maybe in L.A?
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
Mrs. Waltham: Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.
Mrs. Geller: I just hope...
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Mrs. Waltham: Who is this?
(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)
Mrs. Waltham: Who?
Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.
PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Sit up!
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Mrs. Geller: Jack.
MRS. GELLER: We just know she's got the IQ of a napkin.
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
Mrs. Geller: I'll get it.
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
MRS. GELLER: Dance with him.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Butterscotch? No one? All right, you'll be sorry later.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Nana's house, Ross, Mrs. Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes.]
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Mrs. Geller: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
Chandler: Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!
Mrs. Geller: Mmmm!
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
Rachel: Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
MRS. WALLACE: Is she gonna be all right?
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Mrs. Burkart: Dear?
Mrs. Geller: Oh my God! There's a toe in my kitchen.
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that