words in movies
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
MRS BUFFAY: What are these, stitches?
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
MRS BUFFAY: He went out for groceries.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, hi, darling!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
Monica: But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Mrs. Waltham: Where?
Mrs. Burgin: Maybe in L.A?
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Mrs. Waltham: Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?
Mrs. Geller: I just hope...
(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)
Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Mrs. Waltham: Who is this?
Mrs. Waltham: Who?
Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Sit up!
Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.
Mrs. Geller: Jack.
Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?
MRS. GELLER: We just know she's got the IQ of a napkin.
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Mrs. Geller: I'll get it.
[Scene: Nana's house, Ross, Mrs. Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes.]
MRS. GELLER: Dance with him.
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Butterscotch? No one? All right, you'll be sorry later.
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
Chandler: Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!
Mrs. Geller: Mmmm!
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
MRS. WALLACE: Is she gonna be all right?
Rachel: Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Mrs. Burkart: Dear?
Mrs. Geller: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh my God! There's a toe in my kitchen.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Did I say garage? I meant garbage.
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Mrs. Bing: I am famished. What do I want... (Looks at Chandler's menu)
Mrs. Lynch: Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab.
Phoebe: Excuse me. Excuse me! (Mrs. Bukart stops singing) Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Rachel: And Mrs.?!
Phoebe: Yeah, Professor and Mrs.
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Mrs. Geller: Hello everybody!
Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily.)
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: What?!
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?