words in movies
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
MRS. GELLER: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Mrs. Green: Sweetheart I know youre gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
MRS. GREENE: ...the scotch and the cigarettes...
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
[Mrs. Geller and Ross both enter]
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Rachel: Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothers crazy.)
Mrs. Geller: Whats this? Blue nail polish?
Mrs. Geller: Um-hmm.
Mrs. Geller: Yes, well I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
MRS. GREENE: Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?
Mrs. Burkart: (Singing) Come on along and listen to...
Mrs. Burkart: Oh, good. Thank you.
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith
Mrs. Burkart: All right. I'll get my bag.
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Mrs. Burkart: (Singing) ...the lullabye of...
Mrs. Green: Well then you really dont need me to live with you.
MRS. GELLER: Jack. Could you come in here for a moment? NOW!
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
Mrs. Potter: Mr. Simons been waiting for(sees Phoebe and Rick) Oh my God!
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Mrs. Lynch: I know!
JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.
Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!
MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, that's Rachel's father's drink.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]
Mrs. Lynch: I notice that youve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.
MRS. GREENE: He always ridiculed my pottery classs...
MRS. GELLER: Almost time for cake.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knights ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.
Mrs. Geller: I thought it was quite tasty.
Mrs. Geller: (stopping him) Dont get up Jack! The safety pins are about to blow.
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Rachel: Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, hi, darling!
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Monica: But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Mrs. Waltham: Where?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?
Mrs. Burgin: Maybe in L.A?
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Mrs. Waltham: Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Geller: I just hope...
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Mrs. Waltham: Who is this?
Mrs. Waltham: Who?
Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.
(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)
Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.
PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Sit up!
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Mrs. Geller: I'll get it.
Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?