words in movies
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Am I interrupting?
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Geller: I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
Mrs. Geller: Honestly! Ross, this isnt just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped. A child should have a family.
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Mrs. Geller: Oh hi dear!
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.)
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Yes.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: No.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
MRS. GELLER: Really.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] In my day, divorce was not an option.
Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger?
MRS BUFFAY: What are these, stitches?
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
MRS. GELLER: Oh?
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?