words in movies
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Ben: Whens my daddy coming back?
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Joey: All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?
Phoebe: Oh my God, youve got to stop chattering!
Joey: Oh! My head! Oh! (Hes sitting on the chair, lies back, and puts his feet up for Monica to rub.) Oh!
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Phoebe: Its amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
Rachel: Yes oh(To Ben)Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
Chandler: Theyre in my bag over there. (Points.)
Chandler: I dont believe it. The most romantic night of my life and Im runner up.
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Ross: Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Ross: I will be! Listen, I dont want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy and that she had been had.)
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Chandler: Shes shhing me! Its my phone and shes shhing me!
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Phoebe: I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.
CHANDLER: Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
Ross: Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperds Pie!
Rachel: Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.
Ross: So thats two of my wives.
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Monica: Rosss parents are my parents!
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
Chandler: Please, dont take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Look Mon, if you could just call my mom
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
PHOEBE: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
Joey: But it hurts my Joeys Apple.
Melissa: My God! You love me!
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Joey: Oh yeah, thats just a little something for my huge gay fan base. (Winks at him.)
Rachel: Oh... (opens it and sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.
Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Chandler: Oh my God.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Ross: Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!!
Phoebe: OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Joey: It's not my first time.
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Joey: Yeah, I got my speech!
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Rachel: My God!
Rachel: Oh my
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Joey: My whole familys from Naples!
Monica: Now there you go! I wouldnt want my best guest to strain her eyes!
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
Joey: Youve seen my huge stack of porn right? (Phoebe nods.)
Joey: Hey! I am secure with my masculinity.
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
Ross: Oh my God.
Rachel: Oops sorry, my mistake.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Believe me, Ive been saying that for years. Oh my God!
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
Rachel: Oh my God!
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Joey: Im doing my scenes with you?
Phoebe: Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Ross: Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Chandler just left though!
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Richard: The picture of my wife! In your pack!
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You dont want to lose that.
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Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I I havent done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Phoebe: Oh my God, hes not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
Rachel: With my alignment. Ive got one leg shorter than the other.
Joey: Its not on my head.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)
Ross: Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyesDo-do you want to make out?
Chandler: Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Phoebe: Oh my God Monica!
Chandler: My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. (Glaring at Joey whos nodding.)