words in movies
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Ben: Whens my daddy coming back?
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Joey: All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?
Phoebe: Oh my God, youve got to stop chattering!
Joey: Oh! My head! Oh! (Hes sitting on the chair, lies back, and puts his feet up for Monica to rub.) Oh!
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Phoebe: Its amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
Rachel: Yes oh(To Ben)Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
Chandler: Theyre in my bag over there. (Points.)
Chandler: I dont believe it. The most romantic night of my life and Im runner up.
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Ross: Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Ross: I will be! Listen, I dont want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy and that she had been had.)
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?
Ross: Oh my God.
Joey: What are you talkin about? I never left you! Youve always been my agent!
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.
Joey: What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Phoebe: I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. Oh no Ino! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him.
Joey: Ah. All right. But my French was good?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Monica: You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
(Rachel mimes and mouths to mr Campbell "That is my boss", pointing to mr Zellner)
(Rachel now silently whispers "That's my boss".)
Clerk: Get out of my line.
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Mackenzie: (sighs) I hate my parents.
Mackenzie: My parents say I'm gonna make new friends.
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Rachel: (very excited) Oh my God!
Ross: This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!
Joey: What? I get my own room?
Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?
Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
Phoebe: Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
Chandler: It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!
Chip: (on machine) Good runnin into you at the bank today, so ah, heres my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
Joey: Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?
MR. GREENE: I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.
Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...
Joey: (in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.
Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean Im justWait a minute. If Im your maid of honor that means you are Monicas.
Janice: Oh my God!
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Oh... my...
Phoebe: Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Ross: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Monica: Oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Chandler: You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!
Monica: Oh my God!
Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!' (Storms out)
Dana: Apparently Howies editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Yknow I-I-I havent spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!
Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Rachel: Wha... My resumé? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resumé.
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Joey: Oh my God! What did you say?
Rachel: Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
Ross: Oh my God!
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica: Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: Hi! Oh my gosh!
Ross: Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
Ross: My coat...
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Ross: Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll?
Joey: Oh my God!
Rachel: Im sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and Im sorry but thats... (notices a fire that Rosss candle has started) Oh my God!!
Joey: Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Chandler: It still wouldnt be clean. (Rachel makes an Eww, disgusting! face) All I want is my freedom.
Monica: Alright. My job here is done.
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Mm-mh. I printed them out on my computer.
Chandler: That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one.