words in movies
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Monica: Oh my God, oh my God, that letter is gonna go in our file! We're never gonna get a kid. No, we're gonna be one of those old couples that collects orchids or has a lot of birds!
Parker: What are they like? Ive never had one.
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Joey: (upset) Will the stable boy never get the princess??
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
This is a special out takes episode. The cast and Conan are sitting around the set of Central Perk, talking about the stuff weve never seen.
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Phoebe: All right. Although I dont think we need one, I never stopped loving you.
Monica: Yeah, well hes my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Monica: Yknow, maybe its best that we never got to do it again.
RYAN: I'm sorry, I never had 'em.
Rachel: But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.
Joey: No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
Joey: (going out with the VCR in his hand) Well, I guess we'll never know whose it is!
Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)
Rachel: I've never given her a cookie. Have you?
Ross: I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.
Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..
Rachel: I dont know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and yknow it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Itssince youve never done it before you can be Monicas made of honor.
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Joey: (pause) Ill never get to be a best man!
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
MR. GELLER: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
CHANDLER: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
PHOE: Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. [hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back] Oh, can't make.... hands... meet....
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.. (She leans back onto his hand.)
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone.
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Mr. Geller: Oh, yeah you loved that glove! You took it every place you went. You never went any place without that glove.
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building.
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you dont want to be doing something and then look up and see something you dont want to be seeing.
Monica: You've never met Bob, have you?
Joey: Hey, thats never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Bob: Huh, I never really noticed.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Monica: Let's see, today's Monday... Never.
Phoebe: Well, I never call me.
Ross: Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!
Monica: Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Ross: Ok, Mom never hit.
Phoebe: Almost never.
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...
ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No. No. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect.
Joey: Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
David: I'll never forget you.
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
Ross: Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Rachel: Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book.
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Joey: Hey, I may never have kids, and somebody's gotta carry on my family name.
Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Rachel: Ive never done that.
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.