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This is a special out takes episode. The cast and Conan are sitting around the set of Central Perk, talking about the stuff weve never seen.
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentines Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that thats never going to happen!
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
MR. TREEGER: You never know.
Joey: Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
MONICA: Never call me from that phone.
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
RACHEL: Ok, we never shoulda talked about this.
Joey: Maybe she never got your message.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.
Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
ROSS: There was never a good time.
MNCA: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
JOEY: I've never slept with someone for a part.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father.
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
Phoebe: Yes... I'm sorry, I've never met a boyfriends parents before...
ROSS: Oh look, did, did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved, he just waved, he's never waved before, you've never waved before. Yes he has. Very good.
Chandler: Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.
PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
RACHEL: NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.
RACHEL: Oh, well, you know, they're just separated so, you know, never know, we'll see.
JOEY: I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.
RACHEL: [sarcastically] I've never wanted you more.
Chandler: Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know shes too international, y'know shes never gonna be around.
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on Rachel.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Mr. Geller: They never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
Monica: And youve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
PHOEBE: Come on, like you never talk that.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Ross: We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Phoebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Monica: That is never good.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Monica: Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Frank Jr.: Oh, no! I would never do that. No. I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.
Ross: You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in �609 - TOW Ross Got High�, first aired 1999-11-25.)
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Joey: Yeah, I mean its never taken me a week to get over a relationship.
Monica: Its never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Ross: (to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?
Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, its been a long time that Ive been single. How come you never offered this before?
Ross: I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
Melissa: I dont know. I dont remember a lot of things that never happened.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Joey: Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
Phoebe: Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
Phoebe: ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Ross: I would never do that!
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Joey: Never had that dream.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Chandler: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Phoebe: Never mind, I got it.