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Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.
Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone.
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Ross: of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Joey: HEY! I never have an off night ok although sometimes when I'm a little bloated I don't feel very sexy BUT EVEN THEN I'M BETTER THEN MOST!
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Phoebe: Its so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Rachel: I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!
Chandler: So I really never get to win anymore?
Mr. Geller: What?! Ive never seen one before!
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Chandler: And the world will never know.
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
Ross: Ive never walked down the aisle knowing it cant end in divorce.
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello?
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Joey: Dont worry, Tribbianis never get full.
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Joey: No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Chandler: People whove never ever been to Paris.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.
Joey: (mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Chandler: Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.
Joey: Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Phoebe: Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Chandler: I never want to leave you again!
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Ross: I never gave it to you.
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Monica: Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Mike: Trust me, I will never...
Phoebe: Never.
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Ross: Never?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
Joey: So...I've never played that!
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: That... never happens...
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Ross: You've never said that in your life, have you?