words in movies
MNCA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from paper] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153...[turns it] sucking.
Joey: No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!
[Scene: A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York, it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song. Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there.]
Chandler: Yeah, hes made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Yknow its all very Cats in the CradleI dont want to get into it. (The show starts.) Here we go.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes.]
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Joey: All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Joey: (exiting from Chandlers room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really goodOhh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
[Scene Joey and Janines new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.]
Rachel: (seeing his new table) Ohh! Oh my God!
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Joey: Totally! I would love to spend New Years with you.
Ross: Its my new apothecary table!
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Mr. Geller: Well, its time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Phoebe: Oh!! Thats my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Joey: No! No! No! For my new fridgeour new fridge!
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Joey: Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!
Joey: What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Chandler: (to Tag) Okay, you are new!
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
JADE: Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
Rachel: You cant, because of the new skylight!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Joey: And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
Rachel: Grammy, Best New Artist.
Monica: Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
Monica: New York.
Phoebe: Hey! New wallet, huh?
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)