words in movies
Casting Director #1: Hold it. Im sorry, the surprise is a new swing set, if you could play it a little less intense?
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Rachel: Grammy, Best New Artist.
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
Monica: New York.
Phoebe: Hey! New wallet, huh?
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Monica: Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
Janine: I just got a call to be a dancer on a television special for New Years Eve. Its called some sort of Dickn Rockn Dickie Eve.
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Rachel: see I cant decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Rachel: Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
(Chandler and Ross enter with the new pictures.)
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Chandler: What else is new?
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
Dedicated to the People of New York City
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Ross: No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.
Chandler: You need new clothes.
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Ross: I dont think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
Chandler: Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer. (gives her a drawer) See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
Student: Yeah, its the new building on Avenue A.
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases.]
Monica: Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.
Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Phoebe: I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! Its time to open the presents!
Rachel: New people.
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Ken: I�m sorry, but isn�t your wife back in New York?
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Mr. Heckles: I could be Chandlers new roommate.
[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]
CHANDLER: No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned.
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Rachel: You need to learn some new slang.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Michelle: This is your daughter? I can be your new mummy!
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Joey: (to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!
Chandler: New York.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Ross: There's something new in the bowl.
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
[Scene: Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch]
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.
Rachel: Oh! See just Im right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! (She sits down heavily in one of the new chairs)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
[Scene: The New York City Children's fund ]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
[Scene: The New York City Children's Fund building. Phoebe and Mike are entering.]
Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown Im trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)