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Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Rachel: Good night.
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Ross: Right. Good night.
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: Im up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Will: That was such a fun night!
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Joey: Good night!
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)
Joey: Good night!
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Phoebe: Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
PHOEBE: (spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh.� Girl's night out indeed.
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Gavin: So I had fun last night
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
Chandler: Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
Ross: Good night.
Ross and Rachel: Ok, good night!
Joey: Night.
Chandler: You go back to work tomorrow night, right?
CHANDLER: Joey just called.� He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
Rachel: Seriously, good night!
Joey: Stop saying good night.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Ross: Thanks. Did you stay here all night?
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?
Ross: So, Saturday night!