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Joey: Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)
The Stripper: Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night.
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, its the middle of the night, hes waking up and discovers hes alone in bed.]
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Rachel: You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Rachel: Good night.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: Im up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Ross: Right. Good night.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
Will: That was such a fun night!
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Joey: Good night!
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe: Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Joey: Good night!
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
PHOEBE: (spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh.� Girl's night out indeed.
Phoebe: Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Gavin: So I had fun last night
Chandler: Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
CHANDLER: Joey just called.� He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...