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RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Joey: Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.]
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Monica: Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Rachel: You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Ross: Right. Good night.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Rachel: Good night.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Joey: Im up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Will: That was such a fun night!
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Joey: Good night!
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Phoebe: Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.
Joey: Good night!
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Phoebe: Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
PHOEBE: (spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh.� Girl's night out indeed.
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!