words in movies
Joey: No. No. No.
Rachel: No?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
Phoebe: Oh well, all right um, no offense, but you were kind of rude.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Ross: Oh no. Dad! Dad! What (He goes to open one of her boxes and it rips apart.) Oh God everythings ruined! Dad, shes gonna be crushed!
Ross: No!
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.
Phoebe: No look, I-Im sure that people know you exist!
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Joey: No I wont.
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Rachel: Well no.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!
Joey: No. Really?
Earl: No! Thats just the "Hey Guy" guy. He says that to everybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me!
Earl: Oh no.
Phoebe: No, whatever! Anything!
Phoebe: No! Im not finished yet! Dont! Dont you dare hang up on me!!!
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
Phoebe: No, its fate!
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Chandler: No, no he went for a walk.
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
Ben: No.
Ben: No Santa? Was I bad?
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
Ross: No, these are my pants.
ROSS: No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.
Monica: No.
Ben: No! Why does he have to go?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: No.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Phoebe: (excited) Yes! Oh no!
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Barry: No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Joey: No.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Tag: Still no luck.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Phoebe: Oh! I wont say, no to a movie!
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
All: (groaning) Oh no! Oh no! (They all start to get up a leave.)
Ross: No they dont!!! (He runs to the bedroom to check and returns with his box of condoms.) Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!
Phoebe: No! No! I-I meant for the baby!
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
(There is no response from Rachel.)
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Phoebe: No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Ursula: Right, okay, then no.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Ross: Thats right! Wait no, Ben.
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Phoebe: No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you (Joey considers it)
Joey: No.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Joey and Ross: No. No.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Phoebe: No I didnt!
Phoebe: No.
Cecilia: No! Its because that way the camera only sees her! (She takes her hands off his face.) Do you wanna try it?
Tom: Umm, no.
Tom: No thats my assistant.
Rachel: No!
Monica and Chandler: No!
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.