words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.]
Chandler: No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.
Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Joey: No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down.
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Monica: No.
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Carol: Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Fireman No. 1: What do we got there?
Fireman No. 2: A piece of something: boxer shorts, greeting cards, and what looks like a half-charred pictureWow, that guy's hairier than the Chief!
Fireman No. 3: It's all right. It's all right. You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
Fireman No. 1: You're our third call tonight.
Fireman No. 2: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.
Chandler: Oh no, you see, actually it is.
Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
Chandler: Oh, no I don't.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Ross: No but, no but.
Fireman No. 3: We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?
Fireman No. 3: I'll even let you ring the bell.
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Fireman No. 2: No way!
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Joey: Oh, well no problem there. (He picks up the chick, hugs it really tight, and talks to it like its a little baby.)
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Ross: (gasps) OH NO!
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Joey: No, no, no!
Rachel: No, no, no!
Joey: No, no!
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Frank Jr.: No, I can't.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Rachel: No awareness.
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Ross: No!
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Ross: C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!
MONICA: No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.
Chandler: No, had it done to me though. Feels good !
Joey: ...No... (he just can't seem to grasp it)
Phoebe: Why, why, why didn’t you just say no!
Chandler: All right!! (Gets out and Joey speeds away.) Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here.
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, dont hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)
Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Rachel: No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?
Chandler: No, I just had to get a picture of this.
Ross: No.
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Everybody: No, no, no, no, no!
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
Chandler: (to Monica) No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
Joey: No.
Phoebe: No, it did not.
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Chandler: No, not yet.
Rachel: (angrily) NO, no science camp!
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Joey: Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! Im not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I cant go if I break my leg.
Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Ross: Oh, no! The MET! The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Ross: No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.
Chandler: (laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Phoebe: I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Joey: No.
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
Monica: No. I dont think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
Ross: No!
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
Rachel: (sarcastic) No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!
Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) No!
Benjamin: No, it starts with a silent "M".
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Ross: (Sarcastic) No! Stop!
Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Rachel: Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Ross: (indignant) No!
Chandler: What...? NO!
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Joey: A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.
Ross: No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
Rachel: Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Charity guy: No!
Chandler: No, no! We made this decision together.
Monica: No, it's not!