words in movies
Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Rachel: Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.
Ross: No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Monica: No, I'm-I'm serious!
Rachel: No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
Joey: Oh yeah, no problem.
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
Joey: No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! (Eats another spoonful) Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit! (Storms out.)
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Ross: No really, I-I am! I feel bad!
Ross: No!
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Ross: No.
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Phoebe: Okay. (The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.) Oh, no!
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Joey: Oh no! No!! My hole!!
Monica: No way!
Monica: (On phone) Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Well yeah, my husband has been relocated...Because I love him! No, I don't want a job in New York. Javo (sp?) is looking? Oh my God! He asked for me personally? Oh my God! Oh, wow, this is really flattering, but I'm moving to Tulsa. Yeah, so if you would tell Javo (sp?) 'I'll take it!'
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Chandler: No. He.....hes coming out of his shorts.
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
(The rest of the crew start to drive away leaving Joey sad, alone, and holding his congratulatory balloons as the song comes up again. La-la-la. See, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain! In the desert you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La-la-la, la, la, la )
Ross: No, I cant get it out.
Tim: No, but it did! Didnt it?!
Ross: No, 19.
Rachel: No?
Monica: No its not! You want it, youre gonna have to win it!
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Monica: No! Phoebe!
Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....
Rachel: No?
Chandler: No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Phoebe: No.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
RICHARD: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon it's your turn. Oh c'mon. Ya know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Chandler: Ummmmmmmm, no.
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why dont you just hand over the keys?
Phoebe: No, no, thats the ghost for the attic.
Rachel: No.
Monica: I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
The Waiter: No.
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Ross: That is really nice lying! No way is that the reason!
Phoebe Sr: No, I was working on my pottery.
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Joey: Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?
Chandler: You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Woman On Train: Oh, no. But its just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
Rachel: No its not!
Fireman No. 2: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.
Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Phoebe: Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Ross: No.
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
Rachel: No. Have you?
Phoebe: No, sorry.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Rachel: No! Nothing!
Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.
Rachel: No! Help me!
ROSS: Um, no, I uh, I have done it before.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Rachel: No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!
Ross: No.
Rachel: Oh well, no I
PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: No, I dont.
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Mindy: Oh no, it isn't! No! I think Barry is seeing someone in the city.