words in movies
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Chandler: No way!
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Friend No. 1: Well, I would like to propose a toast to the woman, who in one year from today, become Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber DDS
Friend No. 2: Oh, isnt it exciting, I mean its like having a boyfriend for life.
Friend No. 1: What?
Friend No. 1: Rachel stop!
Friend No. 2: Youre so bad!
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Joey: Oh, no thanks, I got it. (picks it up) No I dont!
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Joey: No, no, no, dont get up, I got a cooler right here.
Phoebe: Oh no! Why?
Chandler: No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Ross: No, I cant get it out.
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Friend No. 2: Rachel! Rachel! (stirs Rachel from her dream, shes in her car driving back from the city)
Friend No. 2: You missed the exit!
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Chandler: Shes not gonna say no.
Phoebe: If she says no, can I have the ring?
Ross: Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.
Chandler: (stops) I have no idea.
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Phoebe: No! Its nice!
Joey: What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.
Ross: No! Okay! Okay! (Stops her.) Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?
Phoebe: Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh But no! No! You cant-you cant hire him, because thatits not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)
Phoebe: No. Ive learned my lesson.
Chandler: Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.
Kristen: No.
Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Phoebe: No, youre too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Monica: No thats, thats okay.
Monica: No.
Joey: No we werent!
Ross: No! Pick me! I dont want to end up an old maid!
Ross: Oh-no. No. No.
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Elizabeth: No, its a water balloon fight! We started it!
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. Its sweet.
Chandler: No reason. (turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with his eyes)
Monica: No, that landed in your food!
Phoebe: Oh honey no, you ate it all.
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone.
Ross: No.
Monica: No its not! No! No! Now its about you and Ross getting back together!
JOEY: No, I'm alright man. Really.
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Joey: No, no, look. All I’m saying is that you’re my agent, ok? And you’re not getting me into any auditions and I’m tired of it.
Rachel: No!
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."
Ross: Oh no!
Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Rachel: Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Phoebe: No, but it is fast. Isn't it?
Chandler: No, you shNo you said you made that up!!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Rachel: No you dont know why!
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Chandler: No, the little girl creeps me out.
Rachel: No.
Monica: Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.
Megan: No!
RACHEL: No. [hitting each other]
Rachel: Well no, I dont smell anything.
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Chandler: No I didnt!
Chandler: No!
Joey: Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandlers eyes!
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Ross: No, why?
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.
Ross: No, I'll do it. (he quickly grabs Joey's boarding pass and gives Joey his one.)
Ross: No one got me an engagement present.
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Joeys Grandmother: No! I did!
Chandler: No, our guy is just a floating head.
Chandler: Well, actually its a hockey team, so its angry Canadians with no teeth.
Rachel: No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Hilda: No dear. Its not.
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Monica: No!
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Monica: Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: No. Why?
Chandler: No, I am.
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!
Phoebe: Ohh. No thats okay, hes a friend.
Ross: What?! No!
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
Phoebe: Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or poison? No? Just for me? Okay. (Walks away.)
Joey: Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Ross: No! No we dont!
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Monica: No, you said the baby creeps you out.
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!