words in movies
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.
Rachel: Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Ross: Why am I not surprised?
Monica: Why not?!
Joey: Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!
Joey: Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Chandler: Well thats not fair, youve already had some!
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Chandler: Okay. It's not different at all, is it?
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Tag: Its not here.
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Tag: I did not!
Phoebe: Thats not mine.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Chandler: Well, youre not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Chandler: Not like that, I won't! (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! (Joey turns and gives Chandler a dirty look)
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. (He goes to her room.)
Chandler: I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.
Earl: Not me.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Joey: (not buying it) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or Im the one who dates her.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Monica: (Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but Im telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Rachel: No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere.
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Rachel: Not in the street!!
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
(Kristen is not enjoying this.)
Ross: Why not?
Joey: No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebes our friend! Well, Im not gonna watch it!
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Frank: Your not doing it.
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Ben: Not really.
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Rachel: No, Im not.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother.
Morse: Thats not so good.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Rachel: Not right now.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Joey: Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.
Chip: Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.
Monica: Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!
Mr. Geller: Oh, I'm not falling for that one!
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
JOEY: [movers removing a glass parrot] Oh, not my parrot.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Joey: Then youre not invited. (Starts for the door again.)
Joey: Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Its not a big deal!
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Rachel: That is not a problem.
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Chandler: Not bad.
Ross: You're not his godfather.
Monica: Its not your birthday.