words in movies
Ross: Rach, hes not an ex-con.
Ben: Not really.
Ben: Im not allowed to have soda.
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Joey: Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Rachel: No, Im not.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Joey: (reading) "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I can not help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving and " And then I cant think of a good word for right here. (He points to the stop on the paper where he left off.)
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: Oh, its not important? Its not important?! If it wasnt for a brides maid youd be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Monica: Wait Chandler come on, letsits not a big deal!
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Carol: Whats not funny?
Rachel: Okay, maybe they are not funny to you
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Phoebe: Oh, its like huge weight has been lifted! Cause look, (reads the side affects) no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, Im just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoriaOh.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I'm not falling for that one!
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
JOEY: [movers removing a glass parrot] Oh, not my parrot.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Joey: Then youre not invited. (Starts for the door again.)
Joey: Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Its not a big deal!
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Rachel: That is not a problem.
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Chandler: Not bad.
Ross: You're not his godfather.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Ross: Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Ross: Phoebe thats not true.
Ross: Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Chandler: Can you people not see me?! (He waves his arms around to get their attention.)
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Phoebe: And why not?!
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
MNCA: Oh no no, this is not for him, this is for me. That way he's still sober but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.
Phoebe: No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now.
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Ross: No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Monica: Why not?!
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Joey: No thats not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Monica: Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Ross: Not for the next few minutes.
RACHEL: No, I know, they're from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
Joey: Oh, Im-Im not working tomorrow.
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.
Phoebe: Oh my God, hes not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
The Director: But youre not bald.
Joey: Its not on my head.
Phoebe: Why not?!
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Chandler: (standing up) Thats right! Im not!
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Monica: Not now.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Rachel: Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.
Phoebe: He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
Conan: You could actually see him trying not to fall down.
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Lisa: Okay, shh yeah. Cause its not silly.
Chandler: Not that big a deal? There there was touching of things.
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Monica: Because Im not.
Chandler: Why not?
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Mike: Yeah, I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this... I'm wanting them to get to know Phoebe, not (accent) Phoebe...
Chandler: Not well.
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Monica: Of course not nothing is. Between me and you
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Monica: Does he not make enough money?
Ross: But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone.
Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when were getting married.
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!