words in movies
Joey: Nothing, Im just practicing blowing you off because Im gonna be a big movie star!
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Chandler: Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
Ross: Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!
Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
Phoebe: Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.
Monica: This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and "See you around!" Let's go, Phoebe.
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Monica: Ohh Oh, thats okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So whats up?
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, its nothing! Monica, come on!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Phoebe: NothingWhy?!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Rachel: Nothing!
Chandler: Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)
Joey: Nothing, why?
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Chandler: And say nothing?
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
ROSS: Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
Phoebe: Yeah I mean its probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kates, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
Phoebe: It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's my friends. They-they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they don't.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Chandler: Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few seconds) Just like the kids I took the money from.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But yknow you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Phoebe: There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! Im thinking even more than you.
Monica: Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Phoebe: You see? Nothing is good enough for her!
Joey: She was nothing compared to you.
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Joey: (he stops screaming at action) "Take good care of your Momma son." (Again Alex does nothing.)
Ross: Nothing.
Monica: Im sorry but nothing.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Monica: Of course not nothing is. Between me and you
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Joey: Nothing! It was something.
Chandler: That means nothing to me. (To Ross) Come on!
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Rachel: Joey stop staring! Theres nothing there! Its not true!
Joey: Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Ross: I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf: meats and dairy. (Theres nothing on the shelf.) Middle shelf: fruits and vegetables. (Theres one lone tomato.) And top shelf: expired products. (The shelf is jammed packed.)
Joey: Nothing. We just talked about stuff.
Monica: Nothing.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Joey: Its nothing.
Girl: (provocatively) Nothing.
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
Joey: Nothing
Rachel: There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Monica: Now stop it! Double or nothing that she has it by tomorrow!
Ross: Yeah, so far nothing stupid.
Rachel: Yeah its umm Yeah its uh It-its yknowIts nothing.
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Ross: No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Rachel: Nothing.
Rachel: Really its nothing. Im just
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Monica: Nothing, huh?
Chandler: Honey, there's really nothing to worry about.
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure wed do nothing.
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Monica: Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebes opinion on for Valentines Day.
Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: I have nothing to do with casting.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.
Ross: Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Monica: All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because its been three days and its driving me insane!
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Joey: Oh well, she said we have nothing in common.
Phoebe: No! Nothing with a raccoon.