words in movies
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Cut to an office building.]
Ross: So this is your office?
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Joey: They were in his office.
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Zack's office]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. Ive already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!