words in movies
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Cut to an office building.]
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Ross: So this is your office?
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Joey: They were in his office.
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
[Scene: Zack's office]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. Ive already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
[Scene: Barry's Office, Rachel and Barry are getting dressed.]
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]