words in movies
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Ross: So this is your office?
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Cut to an office building.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Joey: They were in his office.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: Zack's office]
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]