words in movies
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
[Scene: Guru Sajs office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.]
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandlers co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Ross: So this is your office?
[Cut to an office building.]
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Joey: They were in his office.
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: Zack's office]
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.