words in movies
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Ross: So this is your office?
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Cut to an office building.]
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Joey: They were in his office.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Zack's office]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. Ive already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.
Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
[Scene: Barry's Office, Rachel and Barry are getting dressed.]
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
Ross: ...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
[Scene: Rachel's job interview, she is waiting outside Mr. Zelner's (the interviewer) office banging her pen between her teeth.]
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
[Scene: Prof. Sherman's office. Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door.]
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Phoebe: All right so Earl, lets just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
Ross: Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyers office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just dont want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.
[Scene: Dr. Rhodes's Office, a rather large group of doctors has now gathered to take a look at Ross's thing. Ross is none too pleased with the developments, he has a disgusted look on his face.]
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing Ive heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyers office.
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
[Scene: Chandler's Office in Tulsa, in the conference room. Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair.]